lol remember when we shoved a light bulb up alex’s ass
ha, MTV kept asking him why was his ass shining for days
That was you?
Yeah man.
WHY!
Well Rian wanted to do it while you were sleeping so we thought “why the hell not!”
Alex: FUCK!
Alex: FUCK WHAT IS THAT!
Alex: FUCK!
Alex: OH FUCK!
Alex: FUCK!
Everyone:
Demi:
Everyone:
Demi:
Alex: FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT?
When I was 5 me and my kindergarten teacher really hated eachother so one day I decided to color her whole white board with crayons and markers and just to make it look like I used the white board markers I colored over the crayon and markers.
I hope that bitch is still cleaning that white board to this day.
I made sure to layer that board. And to prove how much I hated her I used her rose art crayons. Because she wasnt worth my crayola.
Hey, Rian?
Yeah, Jack.
Why is your teeth so white?
Thats a secret I’m not willing to tell.
Okay… well its just that I was reading some fanfiction and I was reading this story how you got your teeth so white and well….
What? You can tell me.
Well ummm…. itsaysthereasonwhyisbecausealexcumsonthem.
What? I didnt hear you.
Okay, Sorry. But umm it says the reason why is because alex cums on them, and well when I read that it got me thinking. How is your teeth so white?
Alex. He found out.
Wat.
JACK WERE HOME! I TWEETED OUR FANS TOO!
You… what.
I tweeted-
I heard you dumbass. Why’d you do that!
Because I thought our fans would like to know… you’re acting like I’m stupid.
You are dumbass. Do you not remember what happened last time?
No, what?
I’ll give you a visual.
Now do you see it?
Shit.
Hey, Alex?
No.
What?
I’ve had enough of you. Being jealous, forcing a knife up my ass every time youre angry at me. I’ve had enough. I’m sick on it.
WELL I-
NO! YOU LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR LIFE! LEAVE ME ALONE! JALEX EXISTED BUT YOU CHANGED! YOU STARTED TREATING ME LIKE SHIT!
COME OVER HERE WITH THAT ASS RIGHT NOW-
Dont make me shove a carrot up your ass.
Okay.
Alex. What is this?
Tell me what this is.
Ha, its nothing Jack. Just wanted to make the fans go more crazy on “taylex”
DONT SPEAK OF THE SHIP THAT SHOULD DROWN AND NEVER COME BACK!
What… taylex?
YES YOU LITTLE FAGGOT! TAYLEX SHOULD NEVER EXISTS! ONLY JALEX!
Bro, calm down.
BRO?!?!?! I SHALL NOT CALM DOWN, NOW BRING THAT ASS OVER HERE!
You do know in the gif he looks like he got rejected… right?
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU RIAN! BRING YOUR ASS OVER HERE ALSO!
